"Where's your braunschweiger?"
"I don't know what that is, ma'am."
"Really? You work here and don't know what braunschweiger is?"
"I'm sorry. Is it like bratwurst? Like a sausage or something?"
"*exaggerated sigh* No, it's not bratwurst! It's a spread. I have to get it now. I already have the crackers! If you work here you should at least know stuff about this place and what they sell."
(After looking for a few minutes...)
"Ah, here's some. Is this what you wanted?"
"Yes, yes that's it. It took long enough! I can't wait to get home and get out of this leg!"
Then she angrily drove her little scooter away.
Livery meat spreads and belligerent amputees.
This is my hell.
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